BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LOW-BUDGET CNN OF NORTH JEFFERSON COUNTY
- Robby Howard
- Jul 8, 2025
- 1 min read
Y’all… we’ve officially gone digital. That’s right—The Real Doss Ferry Chronicle now has a WEBSITE.
www.therdfc.com — because sometimes the world just ain’t ready for what we’re about to say on Facebook.
We’re talkin’ articles, community drama, small-town nonsense, and probably a picture of a possum in a lawn chair at some point. It’s like if Theo Von ran the Weather Channel and occasionally covered HOA meetings.
Now here’s the deal:
We ain’t above sponsorships, shout-outs, or side hustles.
Got a business? A team? A cousin with a lawn service and 2 working weed eaters?
Wanna be advertised, celebrated, or publicly roasted with love?
We got you.
Ad space is available.
Shout-outs are customizable.
Roasts are available in mild, medium, or “seen by your pastor.”
So if you want your name, business, or peewee football team immortalized on the most underqualified news outlet this side of the Mulga Waffle House, shoot us a message.
Because the people needed a place for the truth.
And the truth needed spellcheck.
#RDFCGoneGlobal(ish)
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