RDFC Presents: Top 10 Frozen Drinks to Beat Alabama’s Scorching Heat
- Robby Howard
- Jul 8, 2025
- 2 min read
Summer in Alabama? It’s like standing in a sauna with all your clothes on—minus the relaxing part. You step outside and instantly regret that decision.
But don’t you worry—we’ve whipped up the Top 10 frozen drink recipes to turn that sunburn into sun-fun. Perfect for front porches, backyard barbecues, or just pretending you’re on an ice raft instead of in your kitchen.
1. The “Pink Porch Slapper”
Frozen strawberries, lemonade, a splash of Sprite, and optional vodka.
Garnish with a plastic flamingo—because why not?
2. Cucumber Cooler a.k.a. “Spa Water for Yellers”
Cucumber, mint, lemon juice, and ice—blended to perfection.
Zero alcohol, but you’ll feel like a zen master (or at least act like one).
3. “Pineapple Who?”
Pineapple chunks, coconut milk, ice, with a shot of rum if you’re feeling fancy.
Like a piña colada without the tourist tax.
4. The “Capri-Sunset”
Two Capri Suns, orange juice, crushed ice, and tequila.
Snack-time meets happy hour in one fruity blast. You’re welcome.
5. “Brain Freeze Baptist Edition”
Cherry limeade and crushed ice, Sonic-style.
Non-alcoholic—so nobody judges when Uncle Earl sneaks a second.
6. The “Blue Blizzard”
Frozen blueberries, lemonade, vodka, and blue Gatorade.
Ideal for feeling patriotic during a summer cookout.
7. Frozen Mocha Sadness Shake
Coffee, chocolate syrup, ice—and just enough dignity to get you through the day.
Perfect for mornings when two cups of coffee won’t cut it.
8. The “Lemon Law”
Frozen lemonade, crushed ice, and gin.
Sweet, sour, and strong—like your family reunions.
9. Peach Bellini, or “Midnight Fancy”
Peaches and Prosecco.
Classy enough to feel fancy, but still Alabama-approved.
10. “Wild Card Slush”
Pick any frozen fruit, add crushed ice and whatever’s hiding in your liquor cabinet.
Kale or no kale—just go wild.
Bonus Tip
Stick a popsicle in any one of these, and you’ve leveled up to frozen drink god territory.
Tag us with your most epic slushy creations—no matter how questionable they look before the first sip.
Stay cool, stay silly, and let’s freeze our way through the heatwave, Alabama-style.
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